“I’m gonna party like a rock star, hit a bunch of strip bars
Wake up naked in a hotel room
Throw my TV out the window, smoke a bunch of endo
Anything to get my mind off of you.
Find a telephone pole to wrap around my car,
and party like a rock star.
After all the nights we spent cuddling on the couch
and all the parties I passed up because you didn’t feel like going out
I guarantee you Steven Tyler didn’t put up with crap like this
But tonight I’m making up for what I missed