Fur once, I’m at a…

Fur once, I’m at a loss for a snappy title


A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a ‘tiger’ wants a fur graft.


Dennis Smith is tattooed from head to toe with orange and black stripes and his teeth have been filed to needle point. He has also had latex whiskers implanted and surgery to his lips so he has a permanent snarl. He now wants a surgeon to graft tiger fur on to his skin, like a perma-wig.


However, he arguably is still not quite as strange as this…