Terror Alert downgraded from Orange…

Terror Alert downgraded from Orange to Yellow

Americans breathed a sigh of relief as the dreaded Terror Alert was lowered to Yellow from Orange.  Texas rancher Billy Bob Morris said “That Orange alert had me more nervous than a whore in church, but now we have a Yellow alert, I’m heading to the mall to spend money so the terrorists don’t win.”

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