Day September 12, 2002

Tom Ridge, Dir. of Homeland Security, has direct line to God! because he knows Flight 93 hijack victims have entered heaven.

Toothpaste, deodorant, lunatic wars – it’s just marketing “From a marketing point of view, you don’t introduce new products in August.” — White House Chief of Staff Andrew H. Card, Jr., as quoted in Monday’s New York Times, responding to…

Judge overturns verdict against Simon’s firm In potentially big news in the California governor’s campaign, the $78 million judgement against Republican candidate Bill Simon’s firm has been overturned. Thus, Gov. Gray Davis has lost serious ammo in his fight against…

A worthwhile idea for America too! Argentina Seeks Mental Exams for Politicians Argentine politicians, blamed by voters for leading the country into its worst economic crisis, would have to undergo psychiatric tests to ensure that they are mentally fit to…

The sky is falling, the sky is falling New terror alert grips America! Islamic extremists ‘ready to hit’ in Europe! Y’know, terrorists probably WILL hit again.  Welcome to the rest of the world, America.  But just what are we supposed…